The Happiest Clam

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June 2011

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Jun 30, 201119,819 notes
To the person that just tried to break into my house,

Nice attempt, slowly open my squeaky door and instantly slam it when my dog, a complete pussy of a dog, almost barked at you. You must run quite fast or be great at hide and seek, because by the time I got to the door you were nowhere in sight. Make sure no one is home in your future break in endeavors…

The best of luck to you stranger,

                                           Kyle Muse.

Jun 30, 2011

Working on a plan of action.

Jun 28, 2011
Pale Blue Eyes The Velvet Underground

austereprint:

The Velvet Underground - Pale Blue Eyes

All in that one minor chord change.

Jun 28, 201150 notes
The Crystal Ship The Doors
Jun 28, 20117 notes

Why does everyone feel the need to be an arrogant asshole all the time. No body listens to their children. If they did everyone wouldn’t be so mentally fucked up. everyone is mentally fucked up. I’m so sick of everything.

Jun 27, 2011
Jun 25, 2011

Had a fantastic day for once!

Jun 24, 2011

Yesterday I was walking Down a small street discussing philosophy with myself aloud. I realized some middle aged woman watering her lawn was giving me an odd stare. I decided to stop walking and give her an enthusiastic good morning at 12:30. Then I continued mumbling to myself down the street. Only now do I realize that it was kind of odd. Oh well.

Jun 23, 20111 note

Woke up to my parents arguing this morning. I got a feeling that it’s gunna be a great day!

Jun 22, 2011

While I do not know a single person in Facebooks “people you know” slot. I do know by the pictures they’ve chosen to use to represent themselves to the world… I hate all of them.

Jun 22, 20111 note
Heroin The Velvet Underground

lanceromance:

(just.. a classic)

Velvet Underground // Heroin

Jun 22, 2011536 notes
Mosquito Song (Hidden Track) Queens Of The Stone Age

dontenterhere:

Mosquito song - Queens of the stone age

Jun 22, 201140 notes

I hate everyone so much that I’m gunna vote Republican in the next election then move to Canada.

Why?

Fuck everyone, that’s why!

Jun 22, 2011
Pieces of What MGMT

jacksonlynch:

Song of the day: Pieces of What by MGMT. A great oldie.

Jun 21, 20119 notes
Jun 21, 2011
Tooth touch Tuesday.

Rules

1) Touch someones tooth.

2) Declare “tooth touch Tuesday”

3) Get away with it.

Jun 21, 2011

I never really enjoy the company of more than one person. No conversation between a group of three is going to reveal nearly as much as any one on one conversation. There’s this thing where everyone wants to get out there thought on the topic being discussed as soon as possible. The more people in a conversation, the more that goes unsaid. If there is only one person that I am talking to I will always share a great deal more than I will with a group of three or more. I really enjoy an intimate conversation where you really get to know another person and to often we take these moments and fill them up with people that don’t add as much as they take from the discussion.

Just a thought.

Jun 21, 2011
Candy Man Mississippi John Hurt
Jun 21, 2011

I made a joke about “The Fugees”, no one caught it. I hate my generation.

Jun 21, 2011
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