To the person that just tried to break into my house,
Nice attempt, slowly open my squeaky door and instantly slam it when my dog, a complete pussy of a dog, almost barked at you. You must run quite fast or be great at hide and seek, because by the time I got to the door you were nowhere in sight. Make sure no one is home in your future break in endeavors…
Why does everyone feel the need to be an arrogant asshole all the time. No body listens to their children. If they did everyone wouldn’t be so mentally fucked up. everyone is mentally fucked up.
I’m so sick of everything.
Yesterday I was walking Down a small street discussing philosophy with myself aloud. I realized some middle aged woman watering her lawn was giving me an odd stare. I decided to stop walking and give her an enthusiastic good morning at 12:30. Then I continued mumbling to myself down the street. Only now do I realize that it was kind of odd.
I never really enjoy the company of more than one person. No conversation between a group of three is going to reveal nearly as much as any one on one conversation. There’s this thing where everyone wants to get out there thought on the topic being discussed as soon as possible. The more people in a conversation, the more that goes unsaid. If there is only one person that I am talking to I will always share a great deal more than I will with a group of three or more. I really enjoy an intimate conversation where you really get to know another person and to often we take these moments and fill them up with people that don’t add as much as they take from the discussion.
"So, I gave my cat a nice bath today. She really isn’t a fan of getting wet. I decided to dry her off, ya’ know? So, I put her in the microwave for 40 seconds. Huge mistake!" -something being said by someone in Nebraska at some point this week.