Howard Helmer lives to make omelets.
Tomorrow I plan on dressing up as post apocalyptic 1950’s America.
blues-guitar-alec: Tyler Spracher
Today I got: money, condoms that won’t be used, a sweater, welding goggles, party rats, an Indiana shirt, guitar strings, jock itch cream, pocket licorice, drawings, guitar strings and mexican bread that was infested with a bee. Good day, tomorrow I’m 18. If I can get a ride to Fontana I’m buying an organ. George made my day though. Rogguosso: Italian for a big hanky kiss. It...
Rule 1: Don’t talk to Tyler, he’ll fuck up your life. (; Rule 2: don’t let Tyler give your number to George or your problems will greatly multiply. Rule 3: We will laugh at your plight. Rule 4 Rugguoso isn’t even a real thing, George thought it was really funny.
My iPod keeps snapping clapsies. I can’t go through a full day without it blowing up at least three times.
My room generally has a pile of folded dirty clothes. I want a clean room, but I’m fa to lazy to make the pilgrimage to the washing machine. It’s looking like another dirty clothes Friday.
There aren’t enough barber shop quartets around. The demand for baber shop quartets is not being met.
Dropped a cookie in some coffee on accident and gave up on both Tuesday. Never dumped it, the milk I put in there is rotten, the cookie is gross looking and the coffee probably isn’t great. I don’t want to explain this monstrosity to my dad. Ill just keep it in my room until no one is home and throw the whole cup away.
Some Indy racecar driver died yesterday, this knowledge will get me through the day.
bore-gasm: Confessions - Violent Femmes
The ratio of pay CEO-to-worker is 11-1 in Japan, 22-1 in Britain and 47-1 in Mexico. But it’s 475-1 in the U.S.
American Juggalo, the short documentary on a fringe group known as the tasteless fans of the “Insane Clown Possie” a group of overweight males that dress like clowns and, you guessed it, rap about being clowns. Thankfully they do not address the “music” associated with this “group” of “individuals”. An eye opening look at one of Americas dirty little...